March right into Whole Foods like you own the damn place with this organic cotton Big Douche Bag. Regularly $199.95, but yours today for only $19.95. Let everyone know you have disposable income, and you’re not afraid to spend it. But when you’re buying overpriced tomatoes at Bristol Farms, and Gwyneth Paltrow asks you how to get one, tell her you paid full price.
Did I mention they’re organic cotton? That’s some serious virtue signalling right there.
15″ H x 14″ W x 6″ D
Orders to the Continental US only. If you need international shipping, please message me.